Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
Watching this episode of Catfish. A girl has been under the impression she’s been dating a gorgeous guy from Switzerland.
Come to find out, its a transgender girl from California.
They meet in person and the first thing the girl says is “I told you, I’m never going anywhere.” AND THEY ARE TOGETHER.
I think we all need to re-evaluate the meaning of true fucking love.